Goal for the year...

My Birthday List

New Adventures of Old Christine- All Seasons

Condo sized couch- Bonus if it can turn into extra bed

Dresser 

Loblaws gift card

Lottery tickets

Cash

If I had a Million Dollars....

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
“You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”
“Like open the fridge and stuff, and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.”
“Well can you blame them?”
“Yeah.”

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a fur a coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
“But we would eat Kraft dinner.”
“Of course we would, we’d just eat more.”
“And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”
“That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!

Another Day (Wasted), Another Dollar (In the Hole)

Two Skinny Bias

92 Days til my birthday!!! 

Workin those steps until I'm green in the face... woot woot! 

Sorry team...

I am officially the WORST flip-cup player ever :( 

More on my dress than in my mouth. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY "R"EBECCA!!
xo

Easter Weekend

Hello!! It  has been SOOOO long! I can't stop reading Shelley's blog and I get upset at her when she doesn't update it daily, however I have neglected my own.

I just got in the door from Easter in Hammertown. It was nice. Different than every other Easter, but nice. I scored by getting picked up from my apartment AND dropped off. Now that is service. THANKS M&D.

On Friday we had our family lunch and dinner, Saturday I hung out with mom in the Meadowlands and in the afternoon visited my adopted mother Mama Shantz. It was lovely. We misbehaved in Home Depot playing dumb to all the men so they'd help us and holding our screw in the air asking where "we can get screwed" old men directed us. It was AMAZING. We giggled, ordered paint and went to visit "Boo" at Starbucks for Black Forest Cake drinks. YUMMY! Last night I went w/ Kim and Mike to their friends party, had a great time! Took a jager shot solo while screaming ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS and decided it would be a great idea to throw in a few somersaults for festivities sake. Dirty Dundas won Kraft Hockeyville challenge as I was intoxicated and allowed an 11 week old puppy to share my glass of wine.

weee.