Self-Explanitory

31 cent scoop day at Baskin Robbins + Lactose Intolerant disease =
VOMIT

Gets me every time! PHUNGGGG!

I LOVE ICECREAM.

1) Bubblegum
2) Pistachio
3) MintChip
4) Chocolate Chip cookie dough
5) Greentea
........

I could go on forever.

Just me and my apartment

Farmer Bia & Son

Frugal Fri..errr..Thursday.

I'm going to Honest Ed's. Weeeeeeeeee!!!

I'm bacccccckkkkkkk!!

Oh Blogspot, I'm sorry I traded you for tumblr. I can't believe I blogged with them especially since they had such shatty layouts. But I'm back and I will never leave you again. I will think of things to write and if there are no true stories, I will make them up. One of my best friends -B.I.T is on here too and you should check her shiit out.
http://michellespills.blogspot.com/
GOD, I LOVE THIS GIRL!!!

PHUNGING IDIOT.

Hates this douchebag

-Wednesday April 8th

Shatty Patty Apartment

I just absolutely love my apartment.

After eating my dinner of Campbells vegetable soup with a double shot of Wiser’s “de luxe” and diet Dr.Pepper combination I thought I would continue my evening as an adult by washing the dishes that may or may not have been building up for the past week.

The sink slowly fills up and I watch as the pretty bubbles turn into mountains covering all sight of the piping hot water underneath. I let some of the dishes soak, getting the caked on burnt shit off the bottom of the pots and then it is time to wash. Half way through my scrubbing I hear a peculiar popping sound. Instantly I look down to see the cupboard doors under the sink are blowing open on me spraying water all over the frigging place. HOT water that is. So I am phunging soaked and everything around me is soaked. I curse out loud hoping that the upstairs neighbours can hear me and will come running to save me. Pudding Face, my cat, stares at the water spraying and quickly also becomes wet.

I love my apartment.

I call my landlords to come fix the shitty plumbing and they said they will be right over. They abandon me and leave “Bia the plumber, and jill of all trades” to fix the situation.

5 Hours later it is still broken.

Just add that to the list of why my apartment is a piece of crap right after the “new” four element Eatons oven with 1 inch of crap stuck to the inside and an army of cockroaches hiding in the bottom drawer to replace my 1960’s two element slanted one.

Phungers.

-Monday March 30th