So Friday night I convinced myself that it would be a great idea to get arrested.
After pocketing a bottle of beer from The "Brunny" I walked outside outside only to find the most attractive police officers I've ever seen. Usually my beer goggles are wrong but I truely belive that these cops were men dropped down from heaven. I started hitting on them and I got ditched by my friend who screamed as she ran down the street that her father makes bombs. lol- dumbass. I drunkenly without one ounce of shame asked the men if they wouldn't mind throwing me on the hood of the car and arresting me. They told me I hadn't done anything wrong. I said "not yet" and pulled out my beer and went to take a sip. They told me it was illegal and I said I didn't care. "Well" they told me, "the only way you're going to get away with this is if you chug that beer right now in one go". I tilted that delicious beer bottom up and chugged like I've never chugged before. Beer pouring down my body and into my hair, the cops laughed and pedestrians took evidence with their camera phones. I passed the empty bottle off to a homeless man and took off for a chicken schwarma.
Wee!
That was part one of that story but I'll save the other part for another time.
(oh, and those two sexy girls are Nina and Michelle. I'm not sure what part of that night they witnessed but I decided to draw them in anyways. I love you bitches! )
i forgot to draw sirens on the car
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