Welcome Bitches!

I'd like to welcome everybody to my new blog. Please upgrade your computer chair to a Lazyboy, sit back, and relax as you will find yourself here more than you may intend.

I will promise you as Queen Bia, there will be many compromising photos, inappropriate humour, bitterness, love, and overall a fun and happy place (as long as you are not the asshole of the day) where you will spend hours at a time laughing until you pee. Pop open a bottle of red wine, change into your spandex and get comfy because this is where you'll be on your Saturday nights!