I hate moving. This will be the 6th time I've moved in the last 5 years. Greattttttt
Well I caved. Everyone who knows anything about me knows that my apartment has become infested with cockroaches. After returning home from my Montreal "extravaganza" Weekend, I walked into my place, looked on the carpet at the 4 or 5 exploded cockroaches lying next to a 2 inch in diameter furry black spider and vomited all over the floor running to the Insectometer 5000 wet/dry vacuum sucking up all remnants of the disgusting mess on the floor. and cried for the next half hour, wiping and bleaching the mice shit off the countertops.
Today I gave my termination notice.
PHUNG. NEVER AGAIN do i rent in a basement. NEVER.
The end.
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