Hi Everyone! Its SATURDAY!!
I just realized that I have not ONE normal picture of myself in the collection of over 2000 photographs on here.
I was almost ready to cross over to the world of online dating after seeing the lack of decent men in the Toronto community.
WHERE ARE THEY???
I guess they don't exist!
Maybe I should try... Plenty of Fish!
hah! basically the first question on the sign up form was to upload a photo.
Ok- EASyyy breezy. NOT. I looked through the achieves of self portraits. Great. I'm wearing spandex with face paint in 99% of them and then the remaining photos I am 300 lbs overweight. I know what kind of guy that attracts. Big booty lovers, incredibly fat balding men, and 50 year old grease hogs.
not my idea of a perfect boyfriend.
Well my goal for this weekend is to not paint my face and attempt to look like a regular plain jane in one photo. Should be easy since I seem to fill my camera's memory everytime, but hasn't happened to date so we shall see.
Till then (tomorrow) I hope my internet followers- BoPeep, BIT and Lynn- You ladies have a wonderful night. I will be getting my drink on at the Social and shaking my hair.
LOVE YOU BITCHES!
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Biaaaaaaaaa!
ReplyDeleteYou are so good at this! Phung, I wish I was this talented as you! Hello to all the publishers out there- GIVE THIS BIA A BOOK DEAL! She will sell millions!
Maybe a boy you will find will be one!
Amazing :)
XXX
PS) You are beautiful just the way you are :)
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