PuddingFace or Stewie Griffin?

Pudding Face Ward watches so much Family Guy when I'm at work and then again at night with me that I am convinced he thinks hes Stewie.

Every morning at 6:00 he starts tossing shit at me off the top of my headboard. Books, candles, his own cat toys, anything to try and wake me up. His new trick is attacking the blinds above my bed and making the loudest crackling noises while basically hanging off the cord.

My cat is evil, I love him to death but he is the devil.

also, can someone come over and help me trim his dagger claws?? It really isn't a great feeling to wake up to.

LOVE YOU PF.